This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Randomize
