Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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