my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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