Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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