I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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