oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Dick very happy bro
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I had to cum in my sink.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
