I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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