He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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