real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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