My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
