their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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