Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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