I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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