Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
