brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I cockslap morals
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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