I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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