even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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