Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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