got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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