I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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