He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
My vagina just clenched in fear
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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