Are we in a gay sports bar?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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