So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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