Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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