At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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