i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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