I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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