Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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