I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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