Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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