She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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