Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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