My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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