If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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