i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
a search helicopter?!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Randomize
