I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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