I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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