You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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