3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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