I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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