Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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