so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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