I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
