There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
