It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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