She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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