how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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