Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She has the best kind of daddy issues
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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