yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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