ugly people sure do ruin things
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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